This blog is a hot mess. And some funny shit. I'm a pretty mixed bag to be honest. 19. trans. lover of strange words. talk to me if you please.

 

sejpoops:

urdnotwrex:

please play this nonstop on loop at an uncomfortably loud volume at my funeral

oh god what if quantum leap ran for 20 seasons? That theme song update would have been worth Scott Bakula going gray from stress

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shoes-are-for-poos:

allons-ydraco:

jawnn-locked:

zombiechaser:

gloomysandwichgirl:

inthenameofsanity:

helloooooooootrickster:

pleasantly-stranger:

caramelfeathers:

thatsquiteood:

UHM HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT

WELL THAT TOOK ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO REBLOG. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN. I. CAN. NOT. EVEN.

I would have sex with this music.

I wasn’t going to reblog it because I thought I reblogged too much Doctor Who music and there are only so many times you can reblog I am the Doctor but NOPE I WAS WRONG THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY TIMES TO REBLOG IT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S LIKE THIS

I FOUND THE DOWNLOAD LINK

I

FOUND

THE

DOWNLOAD

LINK

/salivates

OHMYSHIT.

*sniff* *sniff* whats that I smell? A bass drop

(Source: meteorologicalphenomena)

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

slumdog-billionaire:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

HOLY SHIT I WALKED THESE VERY STREETS LIKE A WEEK AGO THIS IS LOCAL OMG AW AW CONGRATS ON YOUR WOLF BABY

elephantsarehealthy omfggggg

slumdog-billionaire:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

HOLY SHIT I WALKED THESE VERY STREETS LIKE A WEEK AGO THIS IS LOCAL OMG AW AW CONGRATS ON YOUR WOLF BABY

elephantsarehealthy omfggggg

mcstump:

dear straight people,

aye yo tumblr, we need to talk about how this slam poem will fucking change your life

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Laurell K. Hamilton
A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon)

buttersismyhomeb0y:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

She nailed the Elaine dance