This blog is a hot mess. And some funny shit. I'm a pretty mixed bag to be honest. 19. trans. lover of strange words. talk to me if you please.

 

oiabm:

plantmandotexeretired:

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

Baby baaats.

GOOD GOD

user-irrelevant asked
1-92 :)

well. i suppose i did ask…

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 

i have and will again.

  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope.

  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?

um. not that i know of.

  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?

i suppose…

  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

i visited my boyfriend 10 days ago.

  • 6. What are you excited for?

moving to canadaaaa

  • 7. What happened tonight?

i talked to Dom on the phone for 3 hours

  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no i think people should be able to do whatever the fuck they want

  • 9. Is confidence cute?

always

  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?

pepsi

  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

2

  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

nope

  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

sleep

  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

i need gas in my car

  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

yess :)

  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

 um. with any luck ill start t sooo yes.

  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Kayla( elephantsarehealthy ), Steph ( retsnom24 ) , and Mah boyfriend Dom 

  • 18. The last time you felt broken?

when i had to leave Canada

  • 19. Have you had sex today?

lul

  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?

shit doesnt happen the way we plan and thats okay

  • 21. Are you in a good mood?

eh

  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

nooooo

  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

yeah

  • 24. What do you want right this second?

dom

  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

i would be sad…

  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

hell nope

  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

also hell nope

  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

AHA “je suis une pomme”

  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Dom :(

  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

most people yes.

  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

noo

  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

well i sure hope so

  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

HAHAHA no.

  • 34. Listening to?

adam lambert- sure fire winners

  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

yeah

  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

yup

  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

eh. not really. i do think that if theres an attraction you’ll know pretty quickly.

  • 38. Who did you last call?

mon dom

  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Dom

  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

cuz i love him

  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

a few days ago

  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

loll god no

  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

not really

  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont tan at all

  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

nopee

  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

yeah i did :)

  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mother

  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?

noo

  • 49. Do you dance in the car?

yess

  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yep

  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

idk

  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

sometimes but i love themmm

  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?

hell yes

  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?

yeah

  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

strawberry

  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

actor

  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?

ugh idk

  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

all the time

  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?

no

  • 60. Wear slippers?

no

  • 61. Wear a bath robe?

noo

  • 62. What do you wear to bed?

t-shirt and boxers

  • 63. First concert?

LOL jonas brothers

  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target

  • 65. Nike or Adidas?

adidas

  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

fritos

  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

ahh idkkkk

  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

ew none

  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?

lol yeah i got kicked out cuz i broke a mirror

  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

he wants to be an interpreter, :))

  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?

mhmm

  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?

lol no

  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yessss

  • 74. What is your favorite book?

the fortelling

  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?

withhhhhhhh

  • 76. Regularly burn incense?

im allergic

  • 77. Ever been in love?

i am

  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?

oh jesus. um yanni, celine dion,boy george, and like a million others

  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?

uhhhhhhhhh….i think a tribute band i dont remember

  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?

cold

  • 81. Tea or coffee?

coffee

  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?

chocolate chip oatmeal

  • 83. Can you swim well?

i suppose

  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

no

  • 85. Are you patient?

eh sometimes

  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

bandd

  • 87. Ever won a contest?

yeahhh :)

  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no

  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?

blackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

yes.

  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room or bedroom

  • 92. Do you want to get married?

yes :)

ok user-irrelevant , your turn :)

lastofthetimeladies:

mihlayn:

are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth

…do you…do you
not have cafeterias elsewhere?

neilnevins:

disneydrooler:

laughing because she is.

i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective

(Source: elsakingdom)

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

7. What happened tonight?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

9. Is confidence cute?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

18. The last time you felt broken?

19. Have you had sex today?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

21. Are you in a good mood?

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

34. Listening to?

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

49. Do you dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65. Nike or Adidas?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74. What is your favorite book?

75. Do you study better with or without music?

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

79. What was the last concert you saw?

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

82. Favorite type of cookie?

83. Can you swim well?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85. Are you patient?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

92. Do you want to get married?

officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 
But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 
It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.
Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 
The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!
Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.
Okay, what else?
Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.
Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.
You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.
And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 
If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

image

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

image

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

image

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.