This blog is a hot mess. And some funny shit. I'm a pretty mixed bag to be honest. 19. trans. lover of strange words. talk to me if you please.

 

friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

(Source: videohall)

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

lesbianstepmom:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

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here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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riotslug:

heller — to hella
je helle                     nous hellons
tu helles                   vous hellez
il/elle helle                ils/elles hellent

passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé