This blog is a hot mess. And some funny shit. I'm a pretty mixed bag to be honest. 19. trans. lover of strange words. talk to me if you please.

 

anarchosaur:

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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Parsley, sage, rosemary and died.

(Source: pitythequeen)

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

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pudgychan:

christinajoanne:

Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian.  This would be the language that she would have sung in.

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emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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